Why I love Fat Amy

Why I love Fat Amy | Mermaid Dancing | Floor Work

She lays it all out there.   She took the obvious insecurity she has and made it a non-issue from the start.

Aubrey: What's your name? 

Fat Amy: Fat Amy. 
Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy? 
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back. 

Brilliant!    She knows they are going to say it so by addressing it in her name she cuts that out of being something she has to worry about.     “Are they saying I am Fat behind my back?”    Nope, because she said it first.  

What they will say is nothing about her size – but her personality.   From then on she’s not going to be known as the fat girl . . . but as the awesome girl we have all grown to know & love.   

Other things that Fat Amy says that make her famazing:

Well... sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not. 

Yeah, no, don't put me down for cardio. 
You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave. 
Excuse me bitch, you don't need to shout. :

Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters. 
What are you doing? : Horizontal running. 
You're no panty dropper yourself. 
I can sing, but I'm also good at modern dance, olden dance, and mermaid dancing which is a little different. You usually start on the ground. 
It's a lot of floor work. 
What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort? 
Leave it. It fuels my hate fire. 
I'm vertical running! 
Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well? 
I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously. 

Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt! 

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